Having to Take the Bus Hat

The front of the bus said "Highwoods"
so I
knew it wasn't turning right.

But the driver at the wheel had
other ideas
mainly madness, mayhem and fright.

He turned his double-decker at my
little yellow car
and he put his foot down flat.

Buses really must be desperate for passengers
if they
have to kill our vehicles like that.


Copyright © Richard A. Bartle (richard@mud.co.uk)
28th November 1999: buses.htm