Christmas stories

Sir: I am disappointed that a vicar suggested Father Christmas could not deliver children's presents because of atmospheric friction ("Oh come off it, all ye faithful", 17 December; letter, 23 December). He spoke completely out of turn.

As all Christmas historians know, the "Santa couldn't possibly travel that fast" story is traditionally reserved for odd-numbered years; for even-numbered years, we're meant to get the "Is this the real Star of Bethlehem?" story.

Now scientists will have to think of something new to say next year.

RICHARD BARTLE
Colchester, Essex