Prose Hat

Humorous prose. These are odds and ends which I've written at one time or another, intending them to be funny. Some of the humour is ironic, so don't necessarily expect to split your sides laughing...
Mitre Practical Advice for Handling Mortals, an article I wrote for the British Legends online wiz-only magazine, The Wiz Biz.
Mitre Anecdotes I composed for a MUD-related charity book. Some are actually true!
Puritan's Hat Learning to Live with Orcs, a novel.
Puritan's Hat A set of genuine malapropisms I collected while a student in digs.

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