The So Book of Spoons Hat
The So Book of Spoons is a collection of uniform-length short stories and other material intended primarily for children ages 6-9, although, due to the fact that it parodies typical material written for children of this age, older children and adults may well enjoy it too. Each story contains a reference to a spoon, which younger children seem to enjoy looking out for, but which everyone else tends to view with the same, doomed inevitability that they feel when awaiting the appearance of Alfred Hitchcock in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Be warned!
Conical Hat Butterflies and Mince Pies
Conical Hat The Princess Pash'Pashan
Conical Hat The Green-Vellied Phig
Conical Hat The Farmer and the Fox
Conical Hat The Home of the Elf
Conical Hat The Playful Pixie
Conical Hat The Singing Sword
Conical Hat The Marmalade Man
Conical Hat The Enchanted Wood
Conical Hat Vampires
Conical Hat The Magic Key
Conical Hat The Stranger
Conical Hat Dr Squeaky
Conical Hat The Haunted House
Conical Hat The Famous Man
Conical Hat The Slip-Up
Conical Hat The Prince and the Unicorn
Conical Hat Invisibility Paint
Conical Hat People from Space
Conical Hat The Lions of England
Conical Hat The Goblin
Conical Hat The Woollen Scarf
Conical Hat Nick Sneak
Conical Hat Professors
Conical Hat Magic Writing
Conical Hat Making a Universe
Conical Hat The Boy with the Bicycle Bell
Conical Hat A Miracle!
Conical Hat The Wise Man Wu Shih

Copyright © Richard A. Bartle (richard@mud.co.uk)
21st January 1999: sbos.htm